The Covid plague has summoned a curse more virulent and dangerous than the little bugs that caused the original plague. Our crack team of scientists has placed our “Jerk” label on what they have identified as Covid’s Banshee Variant. It has reduced some otherwise thoughtful and generous folks into raving lunatics. Consider the trucking blockade spreading out of Ottawa. Truckers have been hailed as heroes of the plague, bravely delivering food and products and reducing the glut of merchandise waiting in cargo ships in the ports. It had to be the Banshee Variant that has turned some of them into very unpleasant and unreasonable demanders of “freedom” from everything including their own health. They join the other unreasonable folks who deny science and the benefits of modern health care that has historically eliminated disease after disease. With Covid, It seems if they’re not bitching about wanting someone to do something about the plague, they’re bitching about what someone is doing about the plague. So stare into the Banshee’s eyes and witness the demise of civil society, or come to your senses with the understanding that we’ll hopefully be past the deadliest months when we all toast each other with a green beer on Saint Patrick’s Day.
Despicable Jerks 