Monthly Archives: April 2011

Wing Nuts

Left Wing Democratic Congressman Lance Wiltfong of Fois Gras, California, and Right Wing Republican Congressman Bobby “Buck” Shott of Crappopolis, South Carolina, will never agree on anything except this:  Compromise equals capitulation. Lance grew up reading Karl Marx and knows big … Continue reading

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Terry Jones

This jerk is typical of religious fanatics of all stripes. Ignoring his own holy book of Matthew, Chapter 7, Verse 1 – the one advising against judging others – he decides to burn someone else’s holy book. Radical Islam, Judaism, … Continue reading

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Glenn “Sleepy” Potter

Glenn is just one example of bad behavior as an alarming rash of napping Air Traffic Controllers continues. Like the famous Twilight Zone story, Jetliners circle airfields while pilots try in vain to contact Glenn or anyone else on the ground for … Continue reading

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Crandall Babcock

Crandall is a Denver, Colorado, accountant who charges more for preparing tax returns than the actual tax liability.  He surrounds himself with towering, intimidating stacks of documents from the U.S. Tax Code, which threaten to fall and kill everyone in … Continue reading

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