Monthly Archives: February 2011

Edith Garibaldi

  Edith is a third grade teacher in Des Moines, Iowa, who delights in denying restroom passage to small, weak, male students in order to watch dark stains form on their corduroys.  She positively glows while frog-marching gum-chewing, tearful students … Continue reading

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Hosni Mubarek

Egypt’s Hosni Mubarek or “Hosni the Hutt” as he’s known in Foggy Bottom, has always been a despicable jerk.  But as the U.S. State Department historically maintains, “he may be a despicable jerk, but he’s OUR despicable jerk.”  Not as vicious a … Continue reading

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Silvio Berlusconi

The longest serving Italian Prime Minister since World War II, this guy is also apparently the longest lasting lover of young strippers. His net worth of 9-billion dollars doesn’t hurt his appeal with the opposite sex, with the exception of … Continue reading

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