Monthly Archives: October 2013

Ted Cruz

Ted is the worst Cruz since Gilligan’s Island. Gilligan only stranded a few people after they embarked on a three-hour adventure. Ted stranded the U.S. government and capsized it much like that stupid cruise ship captain’s trick off the coast of … Continue reading

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The Bickering Bandits of Washington

The cranky jerks we’ve sent to Washington have shut the government down while threatening to stop paying for stuff they’ve already purchased by passing previous legislation. That’s right. If they don’t raise the debt ceiling they’re just like the son-of-a-bitch … Continue reading

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