Monthly Archives: August 2012

The Kansas-Missouri Acts

Todd Akin — This “Show Me” state congressman has clearly demonstrated he has the right stuff for his designation as a Despicable Jerk. Fresh off a big win in Missouri’s 2012 Republican senate primary, Todd Akin told a reporter he believes … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan

The 2012 Republican candidate for Vice President has not achieved his lofty place on these pages because he wants to hand off grandma’s Medicare coverage to the tender mercies of radical governors and legislatures with small hearts in states with … Continue reading

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Jess Playne Knutz

This is the guy who shows up in school, a political meeting, theater, or perhaps a house of worship from time to time and opens fire. He may use automatic weapons or a simple, easily obtainable handgun. There seems to … Continue reading

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Ephraim Buttchair

Ephraim is a very pleasant, soft spoken gentleman who moves at his own pace. He runs the car-pontoon-porta-potty rental agency in Lazy Lake, Minnesota. Vacationers are often frustrated at the pace of operations at the agency since they are paying … Continue reading

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