Monthly Archives: December 2010

Anno Domini 2010

Young Anno was born full of hope, full of dreams. Then he ran into all the problems of modern life. He hung around hot chicks like Snooky, Lindsay, Sarah, and all those Kardashians. He got jiggy in Haiti, oily on … Continue reading

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Francine Mortimer-Farnsfoort

Francine is matriarch of a family business. She and her vile spawn can be found in front of shopping lines at major stores before Christmas. They glom up prime “door-buster” deals (only five-or-less available at each store) at 3 a.m. … Continue reading

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Ebenezer Scrooge VII

A distant ancestor of the original Scrooge, Ebenezer VII has yet to learn compassion, generosity and kindness. Like his famous relative, he believes the business of mankind is business and has his fingers in many questionable financial deals. Often asked … Continue reading

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Bernie Madoff

If Bernie Madoff had been born first, Charles Ponzi would have been accused of running a “Madoff Scheme.”  Madoff succeeded beyond Ponzi’s wildest dreams – operating the biggest investment fraud in American history by transforming thousands of investors into twitching piles … Continue reading

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Julian Assange

This vile opportunist’s leak has stained U.S. government interests around the world at a most importune time, what with two wars to handle plus maniacs in charge of North Korea and Iran. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is already a popular … Continue reading

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