Elliot Spitzer

Former governor of New York

"Good thing I didn't veto unemployment benefits"

Recently dismissed by CNN when his cable news show produced dismal ratings, this former New York governor is mostly disliked for wasting potential.  He could have screwed the entire nation someday, but settled for a prostitute. A stickler for honesty and a tireless fighter against the greedy forces of Wall Street shenanigans, Spitzer couldn’t have picked a worse time to succumb to ego-driven passions. Not since Lancelot nailed Guinevere has so much talent been lost at so importune a time.

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