Monthly Archives: May 2012

John Edwards

Long before he was a candidate for President and years away from impregnating a hot blond while his wife was dying of cancer, John Edwards was already making a name for himself in the highest tradition of legal jerks. A … Continue reading

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Margaret “Maggie” O’Toole and Ed “Crankshaft” Turnbull

Clones of Maggie and Ed work in every major company in America. Magnificently endowed, but apparently unaware of the invention of undergarments, Maggie literally hangs over the desks of co-workers. Most men are delighted by her visits, while women often … Continue reading

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