Monthly Archives: September 2012

Roger Goodell

No one can claim NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is blind like his recent choices for replacement referees. They can call him a jerk, however, for screwing the Green Bay Packers out of a victory due to colossally poor officiating by … Continue reading

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Jack Assheuvel

When news broke the TV show “Jersey Shore” was in its last year of production, the networks began scrambling for knock-offs and replacements. Jack Assheuvel soon hit the top of their lists. Jack is already at work on “Missouri Mudflats,” … Continue reading

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Tyler “Ty” Randt

Ty is Election Commissioner in Fonduberont County, Mississippi. He has single handedly driven away hundreds of potential voters with whom he politically disagrees but all in the name of saving taxpayer dollars that used to be spent on what he … Continue reading

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