Unexpected Guests

Don’t you just hate it when unexpected – uninvited guests show up at your nation’s Capitol Building, crap on the carpets, break some windows, and then kill one of the policemen you summoned to evict those guests? How rude. We can’t imagine what Emily Post would say, but it might be “GET OUT—GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!” We suspect Emily Post would also insist on sending appropriate “Thank you” notices to everyone who came by to visit. Those notices will likely be delivered by the fine folks at the FBI who will greet the unexpected guests in an unexpected way at, say, 5 a.m. Ta ta for now.

He didn’t manage to drain the swamp, but he did fill the sewer.