Bob Iger

Bob Iger should join this spin class

It’s a mean world af-ter all

Anyone visiting a Disney theme park recently has noticed massive increases in admission fees, and prices for food and other items. Apparently Disney CEO Bob Iger needed the money because it was time for a haircut or he needed his ass buffed. Or could it be that Bob is a Despicable Jerk? Walt Disney’s grandniece, and granddaughter of Roy Disney votes “Jerk.” Abigail Disney went undercover after receiving a Facebook message from a worker. Abigail talked to the Disney employees who do everything from scraping gum off the sidewalk to selling tickets and pouring sodas. She says, “Every single one of these people I talked to were saying, ‘I don’t know how I can maintain this face of joy and warmth when I have to go home and forage for food in other people’s garbage.” Bob Iger received 66-million-dollars from the Disney Co. last year — about a thousand times the median income of a Disney employee. Abigail says Bob is an employee just like the folks scraping the gum and they are both entitled to the same dignity. If Bob doesn’t agree, he may wind up in a special hell where he is trapped on the teacup ride, listening to animated screech owls singing “It’s a Small World After all.”

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2 Responses to Bob Iger

  1. KAB says:

    Thanks for this. It angers me and saddens me and I feel so helpless with everything that is going on in our nation. Wish there was something we “common folk” could do. Voting is just not enough. Karen

    On Thu, Jul 25, 2019 at 2:33 PM Despicable Jerks wrote:

    > kerrtoons posted: ” Anyone visiting a Disney theme park recently has > noticed massive increases in admission fees, and prices for food and other > items. Apparently Disney CEO Bob Iger needed the money because it was time > for a haircut or he needed his ass buffed. Or could” >

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