When the New York Daily News reported this: “U.S. Rep. Steve King of western Iowa responded to hundreds of thousands of people marching in the streets against gun violence by mocking the survivors of the Parkland school shooting,” we thought about the famous author Stephen King (No relation we hope). Stephen King lives in a scenic part of Maine and often sets his stories in peaceful settings where unexpected tragedy occurs. Steve King lives in a scenic part of Iowa and mocks kids who lived through a real horror story in a place where unexpected tragedy should never occur. Stephen King has written many horror stories. Steve King Is a horror story. Stephen King wrote It about a very mean clown. Steve King Is a very mean clown. We could go on and on, but you get the idea. Stephen King is actually a pretty nice guy who has played in a rock and roll band with creative guys like Dave Barry. Steve King is a loathsome jerk who would sell his soul for a vote. He may have already done so, which could be a pretty good plot for Stephen King to consider.