Bad Tippers

cheap guy picks through his pennies to mange a tip

“Hmpf… looks like a tip, only smaller.”

These seemingly innocent diners always have a good excuse for leaving a paltry tip for whoever waits on them at some local eatery. “The soup was cold,” they might complain, or “too hot.” The patron may have detected what they thought was a smirk. The list is endless. But here’s the thing: this is the only place on God’s green Earth where trickle down economics actually works. If you can’t afford a 20 percent tip – don’t go out to eat. Stay home, you jerk, and make a cactus and jalapeno sandwich. Then shove it up your ass.

FOR MORE OF THESE INSANELY WITTY AND COLORFUL TALES, GO TO YOUR FAVORITE ONLINE BOOKSELLER AND ORDER THE PERFECT GIFT: “THE MODERN COMPENDIUM OF DESPICABLE JERKS.”

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About kerrtoons

illustrator/cartoonist/wiseguy
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4 Responses to Bad Tippers

  1. steve@g2mc.com says:

    nice post!

  2. Peter Gadzinski says:

    That last line is a bit prickly, I must say.

  3. kerrtoons says:

    Thank goodness for bread.

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