Stanley Hatchittman-Bad Debt Collector

It ain't Avon calling.

Who needs to huff and puff when you have a baseball bat?

Stanley is a rapacious and vile human who preys on the indigent with indignity in which he seems to revel. On a par with the jerks who run those payday loan firms, Stanley is often the guy who is hired by those very firms to collect whatever he can from the ill-informed folks who have trouble making ends meet and are not very savvy about all matters financial. Stanley’s most reprehensible clients are the “good folks” who turn their bad debts over to him rather than trying just a bit harder to make reasonable arrangements for repayment. When it comes to harassment good old Stan is like the line in The Terminator: “It absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” Even then Stanley will undoubtedly harass the debtors right up to the point he threatens to drag their lifeless bodies from their funeral home coffins and grind them up as fertilizer for sale to the highest bidder.

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About kerrtoons

illustrator/cartoonist/wiseguy
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2 Responses to Stanley Hatchittman-Bad Debt Collector

  1. Peter Gadzinski says:

    Wow, was someone frightened as a young child by a process server?

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