Eric Holder

Eric the Holder of information

Do you seek justice? Because Justice seeks you!

The Attorney General of the United States cast a chilling pall over American journalism when his zeal to stop government leaks led to tapping phones of the Associated Press. Who knows the harm it may cause to press freedom when….excuse me, there’s someone at the door. Hello. You’re from where? You plan to do what if keep writing this Despicable Jerk entry? Get off my frickin’ lawn. Okay, now where was I? Oh yes, Eric Holder. Did you know his middle name is Himpton. Not even an original Himpton, he’s Himpton JUNIOR. (SOUND OF SOMEONE BREAKING THROUGH A DOOR. VOICE: “OKAY LOUDMOUTH, YOU’RE COMING WITH US.” THEN SILENCE.)


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