Owen Pierce

Owen bores the crap out of a fellow worker

“Stop me if I’ve told you this before.”

A sales executive in a large insurance company, Owen always has time to visit co-workers’ cubicles. He specializes in predicting Super Bowl winners – for the next ten thousand years. He invariably arrives at the busiest times, chatting interminably as workers pray for death. Ignoring obvious signs from trapped co-workers such as gnawing off their index fingers as an excuse to visit the company nurse, Owen blithely prattles on until he finishes all the stories everyone has heard time after time. He will never retire. He will never die.

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