Jack Assheuvel

Jack films his reality stars on the Mighty Mo

“Can you drop some F bombs for me? I’m a little light on script this week.”

When news broke the TV showJersey Shore” was in its last year of production, the networks began scrambling for knock-offs and replacements. Jack Assheuvel soon hit the top of their lists. Jack is already at work on “Missouri Mudflats,” based on his commercially successful endeavors during the historic Missouri River flooding in 2011. Jack made a name for himself back then by videotaping bloated and rotting corpses of farm animals for insurance companies to settle claims with stricken farmers. This experience will be golden as he records the hilarious adventures of wild and crazy kids who live in shacks and boxes along the Missouri River between Sioux City, Iowa, and Sandy Bottom, Missouri. His cast includes characters named Gassy, Bloatana, Zits, The Salutation, and a kooky gal named Tetons. She says she wears a bikini made of catfish heads, “so you can’t tell where my whiskers end.”

 

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