Buford MacKenzie

Buford MacKenzie, personally saving Foul Harbor's economy

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Buford sells outboard motors and a large selection of boats and jet skis at his father’s marina in Foul Harbor, Michigan. During the summer, he cheats vacationers by over estimating repair bills on their watercraft and then selling overpriced speedboats capable of crossing small area lakes in seconds. In Autumn Buford will spend most mornings trespassing on local farmland hunting deer but shooting dairy cattle. He is usually drunk by 10 a.m. and has been known to pick fights with the local Methodist Minister who regularly kicks the crap out of Buford.

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