Major General Keith Briggs-Myers, USAF, Ret.

Shady dealings on taxpayer dollars. A good time and governing, too.

"Can you put a personal assistant on your expense account? Of course!"

Keith will never forget his time in the Pentagon’s Department of Redundancy Department and neither will anyone he has ever met – anywhere. Typical of only a handful of General Officers who move on to the private sector, Keith actually believes God himself placed two stars on his shoulders and Satan had a hand in refusing him two more. After retiring, Keith remained at the public trough, accepting a high position in the General Accounting Office where he plans major conferences in exotic places at ridiculous prices. He recently made the news by hiring prostitutes to secretly service some government employees if you know what we mean (and we think you do.)

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