Octomom – Nadya Suleman

She could become shoeless

"Can someone babysit while I start my modeling career?"

– There was an old woman who lived in a shoe…  Well, actually it was a woman in her 30’s who already had six children and then had 8 more in one sitting. She has now posed without clothing for Britain’s Closer magazine for which she was paid $8,000 (one K for each of the Octs.) It is fortunate the little tykes will be brought up in the Peoples Republic of California where everyone can share the joy of supporting them.  As for the shoe home, it is obvious the size will be as massive as the annual bill for diapers, formula and those little sucky things babies use when they get teeth. (Don’t even mention the dental bill that’s coming. The medical bills are already high enough.) Shoe living may be beneficial in other ways, particularly if the tongue is kept in place and certain ties are initiated if you know what we mean and we think you do.


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2 Responses to Octomom – Nadya Suleman

  1. pettifore says:

    I recently saw in the newspaper that Octomom is now getting $2,000 a month in food stamps for herself and her tribe (despite the fact she claims to be doing everything on her own ie. potty training the whole brood). Her house is up for sale ( probabaly foreclosure) and the doctor who worked this feat of wonder lost his medical license. California taxpayers should be proud!

  2. kerrtoons says:

    This is just one huge tragedy for 14. There are no winners in this story.

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