Arliss Chang-DePew

Arliss with clothes on

She put the 'ham' in 'Hamlet'

Arliss never misses the Academy Awards broadcast. She is a star, after all, having appeared in a single Hollywood motion picture as “Girl in the Mud.” Unable to land any parts requiring clothing, Arliss moved back home to Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, where she presides, harridan-like, over a small community theater group. Not surprisingly, Arliss wins leading roles with alarming regularity. Recruiting new talent has suffered as a result. However, every performance is still sold out thanks to her wealthy husband who operates the local funeral home where Arliss is in charge of makeup.

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