Herman Cain

Hold the anchovies, hold the primary.

"I can't be able if I'm Cain."

When Herman Cain responded to allegations of sexual harassment, he said, “We are taking this head on.” If he used similar words as a suggestion to any of his accusers back when he was running the National Restaurant Association, his presidential aspirations will begin to smell like pepperoni gone bad. His eventual excuse may be simple. As a successful businessman and former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, it would not have been unusual to hear him routinely shout, “Eat THIS!” If this last ditch defense tactic fails, he may need to quit politics, return to the food business, link arms with disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner and open a bipartisan chain called Godfather’s Weiners.


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