Kim Kardashian

The former Mrs. Humphries

My next show? "Divorcing with the Kardashians", of course.

Kim did not earn her “Jerk” label for filing divorce papers on her husband after only 72 days of married life. That would be a dream come true for many couples celebrating years and years of painful togetherness. She did not earn it for spending a spectacular ten-million-dollars on her wedding. After all, who doesn’t like a good party? Kim did not win the “Jerk” title for devoting two hideous episodes of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” to the wedding or to the reality she has no marketable skills except her unexplainable celebrity – dream jobs for most of us. She earns her place in this pantheon simply for becoming tedious and boring. Paths to a career resurrection include canceling the divorce and trying out for a gig on one of the “Housewives of…” shows or proceeding with the divorce and notifying Donald Trump she is available.


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