Eli Bacon

This devout religious advocate has changed faiths more than most men change pants.  He has made political news lately by sharing some of his religious thoughts on cable television.  He believes Mormons are not Christians and he is not too sure about Roman Catholics.  He likes to knock on the doors of Jehovah’s Witnesses and will share his views at length, whether you want them or not.  Pets are not safe in his neighborhood.

"Heal this egg!"