Crandall Babcock

schlock accountant

Will you get audited? Trust me.

Crandall is a Denver, Colorado, accountant who charges more for preparing tax returns than the actual tax liability.  He surrounds himself with towering, intimidating stacks of documents from the U.S. Tax Code, which threaten to fall and kill everyone in the office. Crandall often frowns condescendingly as he demands genetic proof for alleged dependents and notary validation for every donation to poor folks in third world countries. He prepares dozens of unnecessary forms then underestimates postage so returns are always delivered late.  He learned math in Edith Garibaldi’s third grade class.

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