TSA Agent Sam Pustule

While most Transportation Security

on the government payroll

Bend over, this is for national security

Administration employees are nearly identical to humans and “just following orders,” the traveling public seems to be encountering more TSA agents like Sam Pustule.  Sam grew up angry because everyone mispronounced his family name as the puss-filled blister instead of “poss-too-lee” as his ancestors intended. As a child, Sam laughed maniacally as he played with a magnifying glass over anthills or probed roadkill with common kitchen implements. Today he delights in snapping on rubber gloves to inspect passengers and look for errors in Gray’s Anatomy of the Human Body or fire up one of the new X-Ray 5000 machines and watch passengers’ outer clothing explode in flames. All in a day’s work as Sam keeps America safe.


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