In what some see as the perfect metaphor of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) raping African nations, the head of the IMF has been accused of sexually assaulting a housekeeper at a posh New York City hotel. Dominique Strauss-Kahn was caught by Port Authority Police and hauled off a plane bound for Paris – where he was the leading contender to become the next President of France. As luck would have it, he was instead taken to Rikers Island, where he won’t be president, but where there are many residents willing to have sex with him. There is no confirmation to rumors the hotel housekeeper felt it was safe to enter Strauss-Kahn’s suite because the guest’s first name led her to believe the room was occupied by the Singing Nun.
Paris or Bust? Next time choose Paris.
Brilliant tie-in to the flying nun. How do you guys think up this stuff?
PS: I do remember the flying and seem to recall the singing as well. The 60′s passed all too quickly and in something of a blur!
It was the singing nun, not the flying nun. As for thinking up this stuff — we have (as you should know) a crack advisory group offering pithy commentary on a semi-regular basis (whether we like it or not.)
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